Lil B here. It's not such a sunny day down in my lethal legal sphere where daggers are hidden, looks are deceiving, words are bent to the untruth, and expressions can hardly be deciphered. You think your life is a funfair circus? Wait till you shake a hand with invisible needles, brittle piecemeal alliances, and unrepentant bitchings which threaten to ruin the one's reputation.

Thursday, November 29, 2007

System of A Crackdown

Beep. Notification. Body status is very tired. Attention please.

Beep. Warning. Body is overstressed. Warning.

Beeeeeeeeeppppp. Alert. Body is threatening to collapse. Warning. Warning. Alert.

Emergency Alert. Emergency Alert. Please evacuate. Evacuate now. Evacu------------- ..............

System of A Crackdown [Crackerpot].

Saturday. Photoshop dilemma. Enthusiasm + Stress = 6 hours of staring into the laptop screen. Legs tucked/curled underneath each other. Head bent. Concentration to its optimum maximum.

Sunday. Swollen-eyed, pale zombie. Dehydrated. Midsummer Photoshopping madness season. Late hours. Scribbling journal-author who turned lazy. 3 hours of sleep.

Monday. Superwoman wannabe. Neglected planned nap and blogged on the stupid verily long post. Watched too much of tv. Slept at 2 am.

Tuesday. Voila!!!

I have this singing in my head:

"Here we go round this cracked potter's head"
"The cracked vessel's head"
"The stupid girl's head"
"Here we go round this cracked dufus' head"
"So early in - the morning!"

What a hospital [hospitable!! hospitable... Debbleureaux?? What's happening to you??] greeting which lasts until today.

The lesson to be learnt:

Don't try to be an immortal nocturnal "superwoman" wannabe thinking that you can cheat your brains and stay up as long as you want

And... and....

Don't drink Coke, Soya Bean or get too much of sleep.

You don't wanna be a hyper dooofus.

Disclaimer: All hyperness presented in this post is not responsible for any hysterical responses/reactions. Please take heart [No... no... NOTE!!]
p/s: You might need to get a fly-hitter ready in case I get too over-hyper. Haha. But I don't tend to send you people to the Blissful Hospital to be living in bliss. [Hospital Bahagia to be bahagia. HAH!!] [Probably I might just drop you on a runaway train there]

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