Lil B here. It's not such a sunny day down in my lethal legal sphere where daggers are hidden, looks are deceiving, words are bent to the untruth, and expressions can hardly be deciphered. You think your life is a funfair circus? Wait till you shake a hand with invisible needles, brittle piecemeal alliances, and unrepentant bitchings which threaten to ruin the one's reputation.

Sunday, January 20, 2008

Stupid Wifi

Yesterday, I had a group discussion.

From 8 am it was postponed to 9 am.

And starbucks was not open at 9 am.

So I went to Asia.

Cindy came and she started grumbling bout how dumb her driver, Murad is.

She told him not to open the car door but he dumbly pressed the button just as she said it. And she said: "Murad, close the door!! " and he just dumbly nodded his head and did nothing. The whole world saw her packing her bag in the car.

Cindy said: "I wonder if he understands English sometimes."

So we fired up our laptops. And started aligning our notes.

And I passed her some documents using my pendrive.

The next thing I know is my laptop just keeps on restarting. Turn on. Restart. Before turn on. Restart. Turn on 5 minutes, Restart. You get it.

It was then 9.35 am and still no sign of Mr Dominic Yusoff. We agreed that he probably overslept. Whatmore he didn't reply any of my smses. Turned out that his phone has no credit.

We decided to walk to Cafeteria. And out of the blue from the back we heard Dom's voice.

That same Saturday was July Intake's Parent-Teacher Day.

College was super quiet. It didn't seem like a parent-teacher day. Ours was a bustling busy overpacked bee hive day for Parents-Teacher Day. [I'm getting looney.]

When we got to the cafeteria, both our laptops went crazy. Turn on. Restart. Turn on. Restart.

Cindy said that it was a virus from my pendrive. I said that it was a virus from Eilene's pendrive which transferred to my laptop and to my pendrive.

We got pissed off and went to MPH to see Ms Anne.

Ms Anne started with : "So, Mrs. Deborah, which one is your child??" Erm, it's Cindy.

Pffft.

Then she turned to Cindy. "So, Cindy??"

Cindy: Oh, this is my daughter Deborah and Dominic. [Wait, something is wrong here. Or was it a confusion of Appearance vs. Reality?? *Sniggers Sniggers* I don't get it. Why can't the word Sniggers be shown on cbox?? It's so stupid!!!]

Ms Anne said that our class is quite a good class because we have accepted each other for whatever we are. No matter how different all of us are. And I think it's great too!!! Then she told this whole story about Cindy's previous intake class.

Ms Anne, like us, [or rather like me] just couldn't stop talking. She is just so cute.

Cindy and Dom got up and was ready to go but I knew that Ms Anne wasn't finished. So I continued sitting down. And eventually both of them sat down. And Ms Anne only stopped when a parent came to see the Accounting lecturer sitting beside her.

And Cindy asked me: Why didn't you get up when the both of us got up??

Simple. Because Ms Anne wasn't finished.

So, we went for lunch as advised by Ms Anne. But we did not think about her [I think] even when she told us to because she has to sit in the freezing-cold MPH to wait for another 2 students and not have lunch. Ms Anne only has 3 students for the July intake.

Dom went home for lunch with a BIG packet of Milo swinging in his hands. Cindy couldn't find the small packet one so she bought him the SUPER BIG one.

We ended up watching Desperate Housewives. Desperate Housewives, is just SO AWESOME. Just love the way they are able to change their facial expressions within split seconds.

When I got home, I realised that while we were watching DH and connected to starbucks' wifi, the laptop didn't go crazy restarting and all.

But when we tried connecting to P1 Hot Zone in Asia and at the Cafeteria, it was berserk.

It's that damn wifi which was transferring viruses to our laptops. Stupid thing. I have never hated a wifi with such intensity before. Just this one. I still love all other wifis. Heh. Heh. Heh.

And this is the very long story of a stupid wifi.

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