Lil B here. It's not such a sunny day down in my lethal legal sphere where daggers are hidden, looks are deceiving, words are bent to the untruth, and expressions can hardly be deciphered. You think your life is a funfair circus? Wait till you shake a hand with invisible needles, brittle piecemeal alliances, and unrepentant bitchings which threaten to ruin the one's reputation.

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Legal Career Fair

[I'm sorry, but this post is a post of frustration and complaints. The bottle to bottle them all up is sprouting profusely]

I woke up today without any eye bags. You might say "cheers!" or "yay!" but let me tell you, it is not something to be celebrated.

I woke up with two reddish-black rims today.

This is almost like panda bear from hell.

Punishment for neglecting work and staying up to watch 3 movies back to back.

Tulah... very disciplined!!!

Today is a day where I can dress up like a true-bred nun without getting any censures. Partly because we have to dress-up smart-casual and also no one is there to see me. Hah!!

I was like a jakun when I went in to Kiosk to buy bread for breakfast. As usual, I left without taking my bread and the counter people always have to call me back to get my stuff. [Debble, remember that you're no billionaire's daughter to behave like Paris Hilton and splash your money like longkang water]

And the next thing is the agonising and suspensive wait for the others to arrive to get to the Legal Career Fair. I was almost tempted to scream for Ms Marguerite in college to ask if the trip is still on. Thanks Dom and Sam for putting up with my ungodly hour of texting you people. Haha.

I was practically feeding mosquitoes and encouraging them to breed while I was painstakingly, patiently waiting.

And the next thing is I'm surrounded by Reading students and SAM juniors. In a sea of strangers, I did indeed drown. The girl who is supposed to do mooting with me from PB4 was most unfriendly. I wonder how am I going to work with her for the moot. And let me tell you, the KIASU (afraid to lose) side of me is like the very KIASU root of Singapore. In fact, sometimes even the word KIASI (it means afraid of dying) is not enough to describe me, and it is supposedly the superlative of kiasu.

If that part surfaces, God bless all those of you around me with abundant and exceeding patience and tolerance because I can be worst than Hitler.

My very helpful sister conveniently switched off her brains when I called her for help on what to do in the fair. Thank you very much.

Then only did TUC's career guidance facilities people materialise. And passed us this booklet on how to make full use of a career fair.

Haha, "very helpful" when you don't have a computer with you.

They expect us to prepare our CV and fly it around in the career fair. How to fly when you don't even have it in print?? I don't want my CV to be a pathetic piece of scrap paper with scribblings on it. And they expect us to find out bout the background of the firms that we are interested in so that we can ask questions. Pooh. Like I have an internet in my brains. [Partly a punishment for dropping everything and watching movies. Stop watching movies!!! %$!%$#!%$!#%$#]

I went there like a lost cow in a desert when I stepped in the hall. There's this website called http://www.e-lawyer.com.my/ I only remembered because they gave me the most spasticated pen I've ever used. The ink dries out on you when you're halfway writing and will only come back on when you give it a good scribble. Awesome right? Anyway, in this website you can go and fly your CV around. *sniggers sniggers* Start flying it now peeps!!

I have never smiled so much in my entire life. Hence, the thought of going for a botox arises again. Plaster the smile on my face forever so that I don't have to use so much of effort smiling and I don't have to look like such a serious nerdy-nun anymore.

Then again, I don't wanna have something sheepy on my face. [Yes, I have major issues]

Overall, it was a boring fair.

I'm just too lazy to type anything more.

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