Lil B here. It's not such a sunny day down in my lethal legal sphere where daggers are hidden, looks are deceiving, words are bent to the untruth, and expressions can hardly be deciphered. You think your life is a funfair circus? Wait till you shake a hand with invisible needles, brittle piecemeal alliances, and unrepentant bitchings which threaten to ruin the one's reputation.

Thursday, September 24, 2009

Space-Out!!

You must be wandering, what on earth is Debble on to and why hasn't she contacted/notified/told anybody about what she has been doing.

Just as you have been staring at this space each time you think there's is an update on this blog; but only to be disappointed with the same ugly words "Beef Ball Noodles" ringing in your ear drums/brainwaves, this is how bored my life for the past 1 1/2 months has been.

Yup. Did absolutely nothing but run errands up and down up and down for everyone. Oh, and Debble got domesticated.

Also, Debble had to go to Penang. Debble thought her daddy is the coolest driver ever because he can do miracles to avoid a jam and also, to cut a queue. Debble hopes to be a cool driver like her daddy one day. Well, she is on the way given that her Daddy is teaching her how to drive. The daddy said that the driving school lessons can be flushed down the toilet bowl and it is not even worthy to be stored in the septic tank. Oh well. Explains why the daddy didn't dare to sleep when Debble first started driving. But Debble drives tolerably well now. =D

Debble felt so dumb and lost when she was at Penang because Debble forgot to bring her phone. So Debble was like an Everlastingly Happy Hospital patient typing at an imaginary handphone and imagining the music that she would play from her phone.

Another sad story is that Debble finally found a handphone that she is oogling after but unfortunately the Mommy doesn't wanna buy it. However, Debble is upset that this new oogled-after handphone is not as cool as the previous handphone which she lusted for like a vampire. Because this new oogled-after handphone doesn't have the marvelous scroll option which is something like the IPod. But still, it is depressing enough that Debble will have to save up for about 3 months just to get that phone. Debble is dreaming for that phone every single day.

The sister is becoming a better driver now. She is not so much of David Coulthard speeding off everytime she passes a toll gate [instead Debble did it and got caught by the stupid pole that just won't bloody lift up]. The sister is, however, still dubbed as the Terminator 2 nemesis [the cool but bad cyborg girl?] driver. Yes. She is still very ferocious on the road with her little golden pumpkin.

Debble is also very guilty and depressed because she dropped her sister's dinosaur-look-alike laptop on the floor. It fell 5 feet 6 inches downwards and gave an horrendously loud thud on the floor. If you are wondering how Debble knows it is 5 feet 6 inches, it is because she was trying to drag the laptop from above her head but it fell to the floor before she caught it. Debble blames the fact that she is tremendously tired after a swim.

Debble also feels very weird after getting into the pool for the first time after 8 years. Yes. That's how long Debble has not had a good swim. And Debble sinks instead of floating now. Debble is depressed.

You may be wondering why is this post so retarded-like, well, it just shows how much of brain-storming work she has been doing for the past 1 1/2 month.

She is being grounded by her Mommy, not being allowed to go anywhere at all unless it is to follow her. Yes, Debble got serious grounding. Don't ask me why. I feel like crying even reminiscing about the fact that Debble got grounded.

Other than that, Debble chops garlic and washes the dishes every single day and ocassionally fry eggs. Oh, and she does the laundry every now and then. Debble is right now very agitated with the retarded Dell XPS laptop because the drivers and utility CD is just retarded.

Ok, I'd better sign out now before your brains turn into mosh.

Space [Peace] Out.

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