Lil B here. It's not such a sunny day down in my lethal legal sphere where daggers are hidden, looks are deceiving, words are bent to the untruth, and expressions can hardly be deciphered. You think your life is a funfair circus? Wait till you shake a hand with invisible needles, brittle piecemeal alliances, and unrepentant bitchings which threaten to ruin the one's reputation.

Friday, March 14, 2008

Dissecting Word Vomit

Problem at hand:
How does word vomit happen??


Hypothesis:
Word vomit happens when the brain is unaware and under an overdrive of adrenaline mping.


Specimens:
Human being, record of words.


Variable reference:

Manipulated : State of mind

Responding : Words spoken

Constant : Earthling used


Procedure:

1. Make sure that brains are alert.

2. Make specimen talk. See if she suddenly splurges out random words.

3. Repeat for different brain situations.

Results:

When brains are alert - No word vomit

When brains are bimbotic - Lots of word Vomitted

When brains are switched off - Word Vomit unconditionally

When brains are on hyper mode - Even more Word vomit

Conclusion:

Hypothesis accepted. Word vomit happens when brains are not connected. And it includes sarcastic and heart-piercing remarks which were unintentional.

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